and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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