I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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