hell yes lets make some ravioli
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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