weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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