First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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