I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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