new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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