Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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