I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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