We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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