marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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