you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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