He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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