Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
where am i from again
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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