Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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