this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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