Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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