no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
