my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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