Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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