$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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