Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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