So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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