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I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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