Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
They have beer where we have blood.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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