so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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