real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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