wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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