i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I wish you could order shots online.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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