he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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