please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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