that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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