I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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