If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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