I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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