i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
