there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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