white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I looked at my own cervix.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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