.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
