Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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