Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
