Small penises have feelings too.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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