Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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