I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
