two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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