Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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