i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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