It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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