don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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