he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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